February 2012
"He's impressed."
“With what?” “I dunno, but it must’ve been pretty good to make him cry like that.”
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Getting my GED
Supposedly if I get it through Virginia College, I can take one of their technical courses for free, and one of those is barbering. I’ve always kinda wanted to cut hair. My great Uncle Benny was an Italian barber. Plus I think hairstylists are cool people. Yeah maybe I’ll do that.
My ex-boss (a series of pseudo-Haikus)
your beer flatters you unlike your spiked up hairdo or your stupid jokes Vegas sounds like an awful time Viva Las Shit stop asking I am not going my closed ears god help you if you ask again to hang out are Haikus 5-7-5? maybe 3-5-3? beside the point much? do you always drink too much? answers relevant toasts were made many glasses clinked your absence your presence you’re always piss drunk...
My neighbor
my goddddddd my neighbor…
knivesbatsnewtats:
kmartsupercenter:
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Rancid will be playing with Madball in the near future at the HOB… ….in Boston. -____________-
shineonbleachoff:
I’m not even cool on the internet, that says a lot.
I don't
think most people would agree, but eating while hungover is a nightmare for me.
Watchcamdamage:
so. guys. i like singing a lot. but i’m too shy to do it in front of basically anyone besides the cuttlefish (which is what i call brad aka bc aka my boyfriend for those of you who seem to not know who that is).
because of this - i decided to try and not be a pussy for a second - so here’s a video of me singing and playing guitar awfully (its the first time i’ve picked it up in...
Shitting away life and followers.
gayrillabiscuits:
Sleep Patterns by Merchant...
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SEX
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My Facebook
says Religion: No Gods Political: No managers I’ve been called dumb “because that’s not the name of that Harm’s Way EP” and because I’m “an idiot, atheist anarchists say ‘No Gods, no masters”. I say you’re all dumb for not listening to Choking Victim and not knowing what I’m talking about.
Incredibly drunk
I need to stop doing this. Thank you Autocorrect.
I hate working at Levi's.
I’m a salesman. That’s what I’ve let myself become, a salesman. I feel like a complete waste of space, like all I’m good for is being a punching bag for a jean company, as if the embarrassment that comes with telling a woman she’s a “Bold Curve” is worth a quarter above minimum wage. I hate the routine of approaching people I’ve never met before,...
DEFEND NEW ORLEANS: King Cake King 2012 crown goes... →
defendneworleans:
ELIOT KAMENITZ / THE TIMES-PICAYUNE
Let’s not beat around the bead-covered bush any longer. Our panel of tasters has placed the 2012 Times-Picayune/NOLA.com King Cake King crown on the pecan praline king cake at Manny Randazzo King Cakesin Metairie.
“Delicious. It’s like a good…
Incredibly depressed
Drinking on Klonopin.
Sometimes
I feel like having a girlfriend. Only sometimes though.
